SMS Jokes

SMS Jokes are quiet common in India. Some of them are really really hillarious. I kept the sms I received for close to 3 months and filtered THE Best SMS Jokes. I hope you enjoy reading them.
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One day man asked God:
What is the difference between your love and my love?
God smiled and replied:
A fish in water is my love
A fish in plate is your love
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Wife: Darling, Today is our Wedding anniversary. What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying. His dad asked him : How do you feel?
Baby replied : It was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me.
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If you want to end your day with satsfaction, then
You should start you day with determination.
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Kangal aluthal Karchief thudaikum,
Nenjam aluthal Friendship thudaikum.
So Karchiefa miss pannalum friendshipa miss pannathinga
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Man: Bus stopla ninnu mela parthukitte irukkingaley ean?
Sardar: Madurai pora bus 2 manikku MELA varumnu sonnaga.Athan...
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3 guys names WHAT, WHY and WHEN were talking.
WHAT: WHY what are you doing?
WHY: I dont know what I am doing.
WHAT: why?
WHY: why are you calling me WHAT?
WHAT: Now why did you call me?
WHY: what! When did I call you ?
WHEN: In you problem, why are you calling me?
WHY: What? Did I call you? When
WHAT & WHEN :what
WHEN: Why are you calling yourself what?
WHAT : Did I call myself? When?
WHEN: What ?
WHAT: Why did you call me? Dont ask when.
WHY AND WHAT: What?
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Indraya (A)Lachiyam Naalaya (E)maatram.
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A sentence outside a temple in US.
Why should we believe in God?
Because,
There are some questions which Google cannot answer.
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Man: Sir, Enga veettu TV la code coda theiryuthu.
Sardar: Ippa solli enna pandrathu. TV Vangum pothe unruled TVne keetu vankiiruganum
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Evolution of 'WESTERN' Mom
17th Century Mom to her son: Please marry a girl from the same caste
18th Century: from the same religion
19th Century: Same level
20th Century: Same country
21st Century: Anything OK. Be it a Girl...
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What is Status in Society?
"Spending money which we donot have, to buy things which we donot need, to impress people whom we donot know.
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A five year old boy asked his friend. What is friendship?
She replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocloates everyday morning from my bag and I still keep it in the same place everyday.
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