Sardar Jokes

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?

Answer:

1) It saves revision time.

2) He likes combined studies.

3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him.....
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Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.

Friend: - What happened now?

Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
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If sardar want to dial 9449494494.. .

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..He will first dial ..... 94494 and then "REDIAL".... ......... .......
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One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santaji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months...