Incredible India : Some More

Few Interesting Thoughts:

Peak of creativity

Rajini Punch

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Top 10 Jokes:

Husband texts to wife on cell..
Husband: "Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy, but types : "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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Husband was seriously ill.

Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels. Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home... Husband asks: "What did the doc say?

Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

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Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number and says: "Hello Darling

The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen !"

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Cool Msg by a woman: "Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"

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A Lady to Doctor: "My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure? "
Doctor: "Give him an Opportunity to speak when he's awake"

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It is said that Husband is the head of the family.

But remember wife is the Neck of the family.

The Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !

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Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!

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Husband to a newly wed wife: "I could go to the end of the world for you."
Wife: "Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life."

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TV Vs Mobile :

Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE (Cell)phone
At home: watch TV
Go out: take MOBILE
No money: sell TV
Got money: change MOBILE
Sometimes: enjoy TV
But most of the time: play with MOBILE
TV is: free for life
But MOBILE: if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
But for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote, u dont need to be near.
MOBILE don't have, must be close to hand or mouth !
MOBILE is a two ways communication (talk and listen)
But with TV you MUST just listen
(whether u like it or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus...
But MOBILE, yes, they can have VIRUS!

- Interesting observation by Ravee

Incredible India ! Part 3

Lover's Park :


Train Track : Probably out of service. But imagine the message it sends !


TV Crazy Families : Thanks to TV's and Serials, entire family watches them without fail. At any cost, they watch them. And look at the gentleman outside the main door - he seems to think "Ungalai ellam mathave mudiyathu".


Risk Management has to be learned from this person. Imagine his fate, if something twists the pipes on which he is sitting and driving. Truly Incredible !


No words to explain this photo. I'm Humbled.

Butler English

Below mentioned items are self-explanatory. Hence no comments.

Incredible India's - Part 2

Indian's have tremendous happiness in doing things when they are said not to do. Following photo is an illustration.


Is this called as 'Float as you sleep' or 'Floatasana'


Sustainable Development : Tree in the middle or playground or Playground surrounding the tree : Anyway it is all the same:


Just Do it : Nike company partha sethuduvan

Incredible India !

Indian's are known for creativity. Following are few which demonstrates them in true sense.

Auto-copter:


Birds Eye View:


School Transport:


Public Transport:


Height of Creativity: Camel Car

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody & Nobody

This is a little story about
four people named
Everybody,
Somebody,
Anybody, and
Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Copy Cats and Royal Dance

At first I was stunned to see the video in below mentioned link. It shows the Royal Wedding dance wherein each one from the newly wed to the Queen dancing and entertaining the guests. I was wondering if this happens even in Royal Families. Even the Archbishop was running and dancing. Then I found it to be a program shot by T-Mobile with look alikes of the Royals.

T-Mobile's Royal Wedding Dance celebrates the marriage of William and Kate with the help of a host of royal look alikes and music from East 17! T-Mobile wishes William and Kate a long and happy marriage.

Do click the link below to see it.

Click Here to view the Royal Wedding Dance.

Click here to see how this sequence was videographed.




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English is a WONDERful Language :

Difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
But there is.

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...
COMPLETELY FINISHED

ENGLISH IS A WONDERFUL LANGUAGE, ISN'T IT?

..... msg forwarded by SGS

Drunken Humor

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured
that they were drunk out of their minds......so, he just switched on the
engine and switched it off and told them : "we have arrived"......

The first man gave him money.....

The second one thanked him.....

but the third one....slapped the taxi driver.....

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must
have had realized that the car didn’t move an inch.....so, he asked the third man :
"what was that for?"

The third man replied :
"Control your speed next time ......
you almost killed us....."

......... Forwarded by Rtn.Bala

My Friend : Ganesha

In my view Lord Vinayagar / Lord Ganesha is the most adaptable god across the globe. The reason : he is least bothered about the various avathars given to him - Be it cricket vinayagar or military vinayagar. No other got would suit such cosmo-form like this gentleman.

For instance Lord rama has to be portrayed only as a person with bow and arrow either in Royal suit or in kadhi clad dress. Rama cannot be portrayed in Jeans pant and Sita cannot be portrayed in salway kameez. The same is true with krishna who cannot be sepeated from Gopiargal or his sudharsana chakra. Similarly Jesus Christ has either to be depicted in cross or in white gown - no other attire is allowed / accepted.

But for vinayagar all dress suits - be it jeans or coat-suit or any other new generation fashion designs. Infact Vinayagar keeps the creativity ALIVE for all of us. He doesnot get angry at all with such "Silmisham's".

One such form is the picture below. Do read this picture carefully : Vinayagar seems to enjoy the company of lots of computer mouse, with one mouse hanging over his head !!! And his real mouse (vahanam) seems to have got annoyed with such sudden change in behaviour.

Lovely creativity.


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Just Psychology

Romance Calculations

ROMANCE MATHS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Ayodhya Justification

ஹலோ, இத மொதல்ல படிங்க!!!
என்னடா அயோத்திக்கு வந்த சோதனை???

It is good that Ram gets some part of the land to settle down;

because now,
Sita is running a travel agency,
Maruti is making cars,
Laxman might retire after the series against Australia,
Shatrughan has joined BJP,
Raavan is already a commercial flop and
there is peace in Lanka!!!!

Message scripted by -
WYLA Bala

Sirikka - Sindhika : Kadi Jokes by Rtn.Balachandran

செருப்பு இல்லாம நாம நடக்கலாம்
ஆனா,
நாம இல்லாம செருப்பு நடக்க முடியாது.

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என்னதான் மனுசனுக்கு வீடு, வாசல், காடு, கரைன்னு எல்லாம் இருந்தாலும்,
ரயிலேறனும்னா,
ஃப்ளாட்பாரத்துக்கு வந்துதான் ஆகனும். இதுதான் வாழ்க்கை.

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பஸ் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா பஸ்ஸு வரும்.
ஆனா,
ஃபுல் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா ஃபுல்லு வருமா?

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என்னதான் பொண்ணுங்க பைக் ஓட்டினாலும்,
ஹீரோ ஹோன்டா, ஹீரோயின் ஹோன்டா ஆய்டாது!!

அதேமாதிரி,
என்னதான் பசங்க வெண்டைக்காய் சாப்பிட்டாலும்,
லேடீஸ் ஃபிங்கர், ஜென்ட்ஸ் ஃபிங்கர் ஆய்டாது!!!

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டிசம்பர் 31க்கும்,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும்
ஒரு நாள்தான் வித்தியாசம்.
ஆனால்,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும்,
டிசம்பர் 31க்கும்,
ஒரு வருசம் வித்தியாசம்.
இதுதான் உலகம்.

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பஸ் ஸ்டாண்ட்ல பஸ் நிக்கும்.
ஆட்டோ ஸ்டாண்ட்ல ஆட்டோ நிக்கும்.
சைக்கிள் ஸ்டாண்ட்ல சைக்கிள் நிக்கும்.
ஆனா...
கொசுவத்தி ஸ்டாண்ட்ல கொசு நிக்குமா??

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தத்துவம் 1:
இஞ்ஜினியரிங் காலேஜ்ல படிச்சா இஞ்ஜினியர் ஆகலாம்.
ஆனா
பிரசிடன்சி காலேஜ்ல படிச்சா பிரசிடன்ட் ஆக முடியுமா?

தத்துவம் 2:
ஆட்டோக்கு 'ஆட்டோ'ன்னு பேர் இருந்தாலும்,
மேன்யுவலாத்தான் டிரைவ் பண்ண முடியும்.

தத்துவம் 3:
தூக்க மருந்து சாப்பிட்டா தூக்கம் வரும்,
ஆனா
இருமல் மருந்து சாப்பிட்டா இருமல் வராது!
(என்ன கொடுமை சார் இது!?!)

தத்துவம் 4:
வாழை மரம் தார் போடும்,
ஆனா
அதை வச்சு ரோடு போட முடியாது!
(ஹலோ! ஹலோ!!!!)

தத்துவம் 5:
பல்வலி வந்தால் பல்லை புடுங்கலாம்,
ஆனா கால்வலி வந்தால் காலை புடுங்க முடியுமா?
இல்லை தலைவலி வந்தால் தலையைதான் புடுங்க முடியுமா?
(டேய்! எங்க இருந்துடா கிளம்புறீங்க?!)

தத்துவம் 6:
சன்டே அன்னைக்கு சண்டை போட முடியும்,
அதுக்காக,
மன்டே அன்னைக்கு மண்டைய போட முடியுமா?

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பில் கேட்ஸோட பையனா இருந்தாலும்,
கழித்தல் கணக்கு போடும்போது,
கடன் வாங்கித்தான் ஆகனும்.

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கொலுசு போட்டா சத்தம் வரும்.
ஆனா,
சத்தம் போட்ட கொலுசு வருமா?

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பேக் வீல் எவ்வளவு ஸ்பீடா போனாலும்,
ஃப்ரன்ட் வீல முந்த முடியாது.
இதுதான் உலகம்

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T Nagar போனா டீ வாங்கலாம்.
ஆனால்
விருது நகர் போனா விருது வாங்க முடியுமா?

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என்னதான் பெரிய
வீரனா இருந்தாலும்,
வெயில் அடிச்சா,
திருப்பி அடிக்க முடியாது.

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இளநீர்லயும் தண்ணி இருக்கு,
பூமிலயும் தண்ணி இருக்கு.
அதுக்காக,
இளநீர்ல போர் போடவும் முடியாது,
பூமில ஸ்ட்ரா போட்டு உரியவும் முடியாது.

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உங்கள் உடம்பில்
கோடிக்கணக்கான செல்கள் இருந்தாலும்,
ஒரு செல்லில் கூட
ஸிம் கார்ட் போட்டு பேச முடியாது.
ஓடுற எலி வாலை புடிச்சா
நீ 'கிங்'கு
ஆனா...
தூங்குற புலி வாலை மிதிச்சா
உனக்கு சங்கு.
நிக்கிற பஸ்ஸுக்கு முன்னாடி ஓடலாம்
ஆனா
ஒடுற பஸ்ஸுக்கு முன்னாடி நிக்க முடியாது.
வண்டி இல்லாமல் டயர் ஓடும்.
ஆனால்...
டயர் இல்லாமல் வண்டி ஓடுமா?

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"Tea" க்கும் "Cofee"க்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?
"Tea"ல ஒரு "e" இருக்கும்.
"Coffee"ல 2 "e" இருக்கும்.

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என்னதான் நீ புது மாடல் மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும்
மெஸேஜ் Forwardதான் பண்ண முடியும்,
Rewindலாம் பண்ண முடியாது.

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லாஸ்ட் பட் நாட் லீஸ்ட்...

இது மல்லாக்க படுத்துகிட்டு யோசிக்க வேண்டிய விஷயம்.

சைக்கிள் ஓட்டுறது சைக்கிளிங்னா,
ட்ரெய்ன் ஓட்டுறது ட்ரெய்னிங்கா?
இல்ல, பிளேன் ஓட்டுறது பிளானிங்கா?

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(ஐயோ! ஐயோ!! ஐயோ!!! காப்பாத்துங்க!!!)
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Creativity