Husband texts to wife on cell..
Husband: "Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy, but types : "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Husband was seriously ill.
Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels. Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home... Husband asks: "What did the doc say?
Wife:- .No chance for u to survive
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Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number and says: "Hello Darling
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen !"
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Cool Msg by a woman: "Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
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A Lady to Doctor: "My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure? "
Doctor: "Give him an Opportunity to speak when he's awake"
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It is said that Husband is the head of the family.
But remember wife is the Neck of the family.
The Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !
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Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!
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Husband to a newly wed wife: "I could go to the end of the world for you."
Wife: "Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life."
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